Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We named our party play list daddy issues
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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