i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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