i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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