I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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