y did u give ur computer a hand job?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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