i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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