but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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