You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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