I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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