if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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