Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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