he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is wine microwaveable?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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