i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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