he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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