i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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