TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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