Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
It's Friday. Sex?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
This is the high leading the old right now
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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