Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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