didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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