$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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