how do flat chested girls get laid?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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