whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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