Already got asked if we're dating
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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