How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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