Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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