No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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