Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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