Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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