if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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