What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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