your room smells of hookers.
And success
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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