That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just cropdusted the office
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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