She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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