no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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