He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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