Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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