windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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