so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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