So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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