please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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