smell my finger.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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