It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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