About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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