Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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