yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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