I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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