i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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