ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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