I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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