Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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