in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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