they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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