You really coming over, don't trick.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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