i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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