Say something about gay babies.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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