And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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