I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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