Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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