we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Randomize
